Whoa! Slow down, Dad. When did Luke live in the dessert, and when was Obi-Wan Kenobi alive? Are you telling me this is not the first movie? There is more than one?! Return of the Jedi isn’t the first?! YOU LET ME WATCH THEM OUT OF ORDER?! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! (Close eyes, cover ears, and turn away) I have to see the other one first! (Take a few seconds to breath deeply) Okay (Take one more breath with hands on top of head and eyes clothes then prayer position)... just tell me one more thing: does Chewbacca eat an Ewok?