Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Throw them some pesos, and they work so hard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard I don't even ask if they got green card They're gonna pave up my driveway this Christmas They're gonna clean all my cars this Christmas They're gonna shovel all the snow this Christmas Those illegals in my yard They're gonna dig me a pool this Christmas They're gonna landscape my lawn this Christmas They're gonna cook me up some tacos this Christmas Those illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard arrive in a stolen car Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard When they're not working they sit at the bar They're gonna drink some Cervezas this christmas They're gonna shoot some Tequila this Christmas They're gonna get DUIs this Christmas Those illegals in my yard They're getting free organ transplants this Christmas They're going to have anchor babies this Christmas They're gonna scream "Si se puede" this Christmas Those illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard One at a time run past those border guards Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Illegals in my yard Hugo Chávez sent his kind regards They're gonna tackle Pat Buchanan this Christmas They're gonna chase down Lou Dobbs this Christmas They're gonna join up with "La Raza" this Christmas Those illegals in my yard They're gonna spread bubonic plague this Christmas They're gonna bring me lots of bedbugs this Christmas They're gonna pass tuberculosis this Christmas Those illegals in my yard