Eleven saintly shrouded men Silhouettes stand against the sky One in front with a cross held high Come to wash my sins away Standing alone in the wind and rain Feeling the fear that is growing Sensing the change in the tide again Brought by the storm that is brewing Feel the anxiety hold off the fear Some of the doubt in the things you believe Now that your faith will be put to the test Nothing to do but await what is coming Why then is god still protecting me Even when I don't deserve it Thought I am blessed with an inner strength Some they would call it a penance Why am I meant to face this alone Asking the question time and again Praying to God won't keep me alive Inside my head feel the fear start to rise They'll be saying their prayers when the moment comes There'll be penance to pay when it's judgment day And the guilty'll bleed when the moment comes They'll be coming to claim, take your soul away The sign of the cross The name of the rose a fire in the sky The sign of the cross They'll be coming to bring the eternal flame They'll be bringing us all immortality Holding communion so the world be blessed My creator my God'll lay my soul to rest Lost the love of heaven above Chose the lust of the earth below Eleven saintly shrouded men Came to wash my sins away

Oh, my, Gosh Becky, look at her butt It is so big, she looks like One of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, She looks like a total **********, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there I mean gross, look She's just so, *****. I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes (me so *****) Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you want to get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen her dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (**** yeah) Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it) Shake that healthy butt Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty) Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty) I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I want to get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like **** You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah) If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah) Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back Baby got back Yeah, baby, when it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin' To do with my selection Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six Ha ha, only if she's ' So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My ******** don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups But please don't lose that butt Some brothers want to play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gol' So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Thing Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial -900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back (Little in the middle but she got much back) (Little in the middle but she got much back) (Little in the middle but she got much back) (Little in the middle but she got much back)

Once upon a time not so long ago Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough Gina works the diner all day working for her man She brings home her pay, for love, for love She says, we've got to hold on to what we've got It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot for love We'll give it a shot Woah, we're half way there Woah, livin' on a prayer Take my hand, we'll make it I swear Woah, livin' on a prayer Tommy's got his six-string in hock Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk So tough, it's tough Gina dreams of running away When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers Baby, it's okay, someday We've got to hold on to what we've got It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot for love We'll give it a shot Woah, we're half way there Woah, livin' on a prayer Take my hand, we'll make it I swear Woah, livin' on a prayer Livin' on a prayer Oh, we've got to hold on, ready or not You live for the fight when it's all that you've got Woah, we're half way there Woah, livin' on a prayer Take my hand, we'll make it I swear Woah, livin' on a prayer Woah, we're half way there Woah, livin' on a prayer Take my hand, we'll make it I swear Woah, livin' on a prayer Woah, we're half way there Woah, livin' on a prayer Take my hand, we'll make it I swear Woah, livin' on a prayer

Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight train goin' anywhere A singer in a smokey room The smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searchin' in the night Streetlight, people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night Workin' hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anythin' to roll the dice Just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some are born to sing the blues Oh the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searchin' in the night Streetlight, people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight, people, oh oh oh Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight, people, oh oh oh Don't stop!

Like the legend of the phoenix All ends with beginnings What keeps the planet spinning (uh) The force of love beginning (Look) We've come too far to give up who we are So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky The present has no ribbon Your gift keeps on giving, What is this I'm feeling? If you wanna leave I'm with it (ah) We've come too far to give up who we are So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get) (We're up all night to get, together) (We're up all night to get (lets get funked again) (We're up all night to get funky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) (We're up all night to get lucky) We've come too far to give up who we are So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky

By the power of Ra Mut... Nut... Khnum... Ptah Nephthys... Nekhbet... Sobek... Sekhment Sokar... Selket... Reshpu... Wadjet Anubis... Anukis Seshmu... Meshkent... Hemsut... Tefnut Heket... Mafdet Ra... Mut... Nut... Ptah Hemsut... Tefnut... Sokar... Selket Seshmu... Reshpu... Sobek... Wadjet Heket... Mafdet... Nephthys... Nekhbet Ra... Mut... Nut... Ptah Hemsut... Tefnut... Sokar... Selket Seshmu... Reshpu... Sobek... Wadjet Heket... Mafdet... Nephthys... Nekhbet... Ra So you think you've got friends in high places With the power to put us on the run Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces You'll know what power is when we are done Son You're playing with the big boys now Playing with the big boys now oh that's pretty Ev'ry spell and gesture Tells you who's the best, you're Playing with the big boys now You're playing with the big boys now You're playing with the big boys now Stop this foolish mission Watch a true magician Give an exhibition how Pick up your silly twig, boy You're playing with the big boys now! By the power of Ra Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket Anumbis, Anukis Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet You're playing with the big boys now You're playing with the big boys now By the might of Horus You will kneel before us Kneel to our splendorous power You put up a front You put up a fight And just to show we feel no spite You can be our acolyte But first, boy, it's time to bow (Bow Down!) Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy You're playing with the big boys now Playing with the big boys Now!

I remember when rock was young Me and Suzie had so much fun Holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking When your feet just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights When Suzie wore her dresses tight And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la But the years went by and the rock just died Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy Long nights crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans But they'll never kill the thrills we've got Burning up to the Crocodile Rock Learning fast as the weeks went past We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking When your feet just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights When Suzie wore her dresses tight And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la I remember when rock was young Me and Suzie had so much fun Holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking When your feet just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights When Suzie wore her dresses tight And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la

Push it to the limit Walk along the razor's edge But don't look down, just keep your head Or you'll be finished Open up the limit Past the point of no return You've reached the top but still you gotta learn How to keep it Hit the wheel and double the stakes Throttle wide open like a bat out of hell You crash the gates (Crash the gates) Going for the back of beyond Nothing gonna stop you, there's nothing that strong So close now you're nearly at the brink So, push it, ooh yeah Welcome to the limit (Limit) Take it baby one step more The power game's still playing so You better win it Push it to the limit (Limit) No one left to stand in your way You might get careless, but you'll never be safe While you're still in it Welcome to the limit (Limit) Standing on the razor's edge Don't look down just keep your head Or you'll be finished Welcome to the limit Push it to the limit

You're sort of famous A minor celebrity And so it only makes sense The world would be Obsessed with every Single thing you do They're running 'round With their camcorders in the night They're lurking patiently And hoping that they just might See something real embarrassing You do The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts That's the story that They are gonna feature With exclusive pics Of your flabby behind You think you're all alone But that's right when you'll find A bunch of paparazzi Popping out of nowhere Cameras in your face And then suddenly You're on TMZ You're on TMZ Following you When you're walking down the street And asking stupid questions While you're trying to eat So you cover your face Thinking to yourself "Hey, isn't this creepy?" And they're out there praying You'll have a big meltdown And take them on a little car chase Through this whole town They'll be there with you When you're going to jail First on the scene For every wardrobe fail You just picked up some transvestite Seconds later It's up on the website Get a Vegas wedding A quickie divorce And they'll be Sneaking in Snapping pictures, of course And if they ever catch you Picking your nose Or storming down the street On a drunken spree You're on TMZ Stalking you Just waiting by a front door Trailing you through Airport security They were TMZ They were TMZ We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop Is that a baby bump? I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while fat Look who's drinking coffee Everything celebrities do is fascinating Oh, let me tell you It's getting to the point Where a famous person can't Even get a D.U.I Or go on a racist rant Those guys are all around So you really shouldn't dare Go to every club in town If you've lost your underwear Seems that every single time A star decides to shave their head Or ram their car into a tree They're on TMZ If they catch you peeing in the bushes Later on, that night Well, I guarantee You're on TMZ You're on TMZ You're on TMZ Every single celebrity Knows they're gonna be There on TMZ

I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases Where everything's on a need-to-know basis Agents got that swagger Everyone so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn So I get my handcuffs My cyanide pills My classified dossier Tappin' the phones like yeah Shreddin' the files like yeah And then I rised all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA I've done a couple of crazy things That have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state Who wasn't even on my list Burn that microfilm buddy, will you I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you You need a quickie confession? Well, start a water boarding session No hurry on the south American dictator I'll assassinate him later That's when he walked right in my laser sights And my silencer was on and my silencer was on And another target's gone Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world From Kazakhstan to Bombay Payin' the bribes like yeah Pluggin' the leaks like yeah Interrogating the scum of the earth We'll break them by the break of day! Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Need a country to stabilize? (stabilize) Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys) We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties) And a better dental plan than the FBI's Better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away Stagin' a coup like yeah Brainwashin' moles like yeah, We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably going to be OK Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! I wanna roll with The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really, really white n' nerdy First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of D-N-D MC Escher that's my favorite M-C Keep your I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favorite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm White n' nerdy! Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy I'd like to roll with The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy How'd I get so white n' nerdy? I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do H-T-M-L for them all Even made a homepage for my dog! Yo! Got myself a fanny pack They were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop pop! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky! I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend At the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear! They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy I wanna bowl with- The gangsters But oh well it's obvious I'm White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, ho (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At : in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish Paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish Paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy Oh my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force they say Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built CPO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I know who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin', my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the force? They interviewed the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy" He was singin' my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy And I was singin', my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin', my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

It's rotten, so rotten here So rotten, ah, oh! It was like, the last day before trash day (uh) My place was gettin' kinda nasty (uh) Even know the garbage I knew would reak (ya know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then I, I'm takin', birthday cake (oh) and chile and greasy old bacon Throw in all on top of the mess I've been makin' Wife so mad she start to shakin' Leaky bag and now the girl is gaggin' She's naggin', I need you to get that stuff of the kitchen floor (oh) Is that too much to ask you for (oh) But I see no reason why, I can't let a few more weeks go by (uh uh) And that garbage is piled up high, and buddy you should see the flies I said [Chorus] There something rotten here (say what) You better hold your nose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh Boy there's a lot in here (a lot) And everyday it grows (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh, make you Want to throw up Look at all this garbage that I keep generatin' (come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegrating Bet there's a hundred house codes that I'm violatin' Even my dog passed out and need resusatatin' You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma Sure to put you in a coma It's so messy can't find my toenail clippers It's so bad the roaches wearin' slippers Worn, sweatly clothes, pile up in this joint Stand up by themselves at this point It's so filthy now baby I can't lie I wipe my feet before I go outside I wonder what crawled in here and died Ya know, walkin' around barefoot actin terrified But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends, like Hey I think them rats gettin' big (oh) [Chorus] There something rotten here (say what) You better hold your nose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh Look what we got in here (now what) Let's watch it decompose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, make You want to throw up With a little bit a And a little bit a Make me want to throw up It makes you want to Just makes you want to Oh Some Lysol, some Comet, I got a mop and its got your name on it (What?) I'm just kiddin' dogonit (Oh) Unless your gonna do it Careful not to (ay) breathe the fumes The garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom Turn in to toxic waste sometime this after noon Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom Oh [Chorus] There something rotten here (say what) You better hold your nose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh Its kinda pot in here (tear pot) Bring out the fire hose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, make You want to throw up With a little bit a And a little bit a Make me want to throw up Give a little bit a And a tiny bit a Make you want to throw up Mix a little bit a With a molecule of a Make me want to throw up It makes me want to Just makes me want to Oh!.

How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken Have some more pie It doesn't matter If it's boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it, Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death You'll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do as you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it. I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt Have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! If it's getting cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken. Have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it!

Ain't it great, how we met each other, On this wild and crazy carousel of life? Ain't it cool, how it changed the paths of... Our lives... Set us off on new adventures? This carousel - takes us round and round! This labyrinth of life, You can't tell up from down... Havin' so much fun... We forget to check where this crossroad's takin' us, But hey, here we come! This carousel - spins us round so much! Sometimes you don't know should... You stay on or get off? It's only just begun... Welcome to this wild Maze of Life! Ain't it fun, how this life is giving Us the chance to be a hero or a fiend? It's our choice, so let us try to make the... Best of... What our Fates have laid in our cribs! This carousel - spins inside our minds This labyrinth of life, You can’t tell wrong from right... Having so much fun... Didn't see the cliff past that hairpin bend in the road, But hey, here we go This carousel - takes us higher and higher The force of gravity's No realer than a fire... Burning in your heart... Welcome to this wild Maze of Life! Thinking you got it figured, Thinking you got a grasp on how it all works now... (But it's) Spinnin' you round and round, (Can you tell up from down?) Spinnin' inside your mind, (Can you tell wrong from right?) Nothin' to do but let it go enjoy the ride! This carousel - takes us round and round! This crazy maze of life, You can't tell up from down... Having so much fun... We forget to ask where this magic's taking us, But hey, here we come This carousel - spins you round and out! You really don't know why, But it makes you wanna shout: "We've only just begun... Let's enjoy this wild Maze of life!"

Tonight I just wanna roll ya ya Throw your 100 bills aside I’ll be a rollin’ tonight People, put your plastic rings up to the moon Y'all ring pop gems are cool penny magic in the air Hatin’ on my plaid Look out ahhh! Plop plop it’s go time (go time) go time (go time) Guess what I’m back again! Ugh Oh you don’t care? (no we don’t) Oh you don’t care? (no we don’t) Ya you will care as soon as I walk in (Shut up) Seeing fancy freaks Give em forty winks Dressing like bunch of Jews (Whoop Whoop) If I try to hard I hurt myself But I give the other guys the blues Back Seat! I’m a dangerous man with some nothin’ in my pocket (Come on) So many pretty girls around me now their walking out the door (Come on) Why you mad, if you could, need a dollar, come on can you help me (Come on) Playing poker, now come on Put your plastic rings up to the moon Y'all ring pop gems are cool penny magic in the air Hatin’ on my plaid Ahhh look out! Here’s a verse for you hoarders (hoarders) richies (richies) All you people in your Ferraris (haha) Let me preach (No way) let me preach (No way) Camel easier than you in heaven be First leave all your tens (tens) bill slip (slip) Then spend your money so money ain’t it (Hoo Hoo) Salads be fresh I give it all to Jesus Hashtag best, church be waiting for me I’m a dangerous man with some nothin’ in my pocket (Come on) So many pretty girls around me now their walking out the door (Come on) Why you mad, if you could, need a dollar, come on help me (Come on) Playing poker, now come on Put your plastic rings up to the moon Y'all ring pop gems are cool penny magic in the air Hatin’ on my plaid Ahh look out! (Whoo) Everywhere I go they be like (Eww so plaid eww) Ahh everywhere I go they be like (Eww so plaid eww) Now watch me break out ones like yeah penny, penny magic What’s that smell? ( penny, penny magic) AHH THAT’S FIRE!!!!!!!!!! penny, penny magic Just fight the fire, put out the fire (shh)<------Fire Extinguisher Put your plastic rings up to the moon Y'all ring pop gems are cool (Y’all you know their cool) penny magic in the air (ya ya ya ya) Hatin’ on my plaid (Move out!) Put your plastic rings up to the moon Y'all ring pop gems are cool (Cool) penny magic in the air Hatin’ on my plaid ( penny) Y’all look out!

Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip Garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow Wannabes are crying now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo Plus "Da Ali G Show" And "Celebrity Mole" Oh, and there's Anna Nicole Well, she's scaring me "Look ma, no cavities" Oh, it's a station break Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna) My butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To "" to "Law And Order" The Weather Channel's boring like " Minutes"'s ancient reporters Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' "CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it I'll move right on to " Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" Then I bet I watch "The Bachelorette" Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna' "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) (You're Gonna) Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" Like to tie up those programming planners Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week A second spot Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" I forgot I love shows with or without a plot I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Because I only have got One brain to rot I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna) You can watch anything you want to, man

It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at ground zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know that this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping It's the end of all humanity No more time for last minute shopping It's time to meet your final destiny It's Christmas at ground zero There's panic in the crowd While we dodge debris let's trim the tree Underneath the mushroom cloud You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop Or Jack Frost on your windowsill But if someone's climbing down your chimney You better load your gun and shoot to kill It's Christmas at ground zero And if the radiation levels OK I'll go out with you and see all the new Mutations on New Year's Day It's Christmas at ground zero Just seconds left to go I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe It's Christmas at ground zero Now the missiles are on their way What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday

What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Dnn't know, don't know, don't know Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume, ears are bleedin' I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent Boy this oughtta bug your parents Yeah It's un-in-tel-ligible I just can't get it through my skull It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?) With all these marbles in my mouth Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know... Well we don't sound like Madonna Here we are now, we're Nirvana Sing distinctly? We don't wanna Buy our album, we're Nirvana A garage band from Seattle Well, it sure beats raising cattle Yeah And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet's so hard to find What are the words? Oh, nevermind Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know don't know... Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin' But I don't know what I'm sayin' What's the message I'm conveyin'? Can you tell me what I'm sayin'? So have you got some idea? Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya! Sayonara, sayonara Ayonawa, adinawa Odinaya, yodinaya Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah Ayaaaaah!

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my chaos theory And I don't think I'll be coming back again On no I cannot approve of this attraction 'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer Well, I suppose that proves, they're really not all bad Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone let T. Rex out of his pen I'm afraid those things'll harm me 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend Oh no Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild What a crummy weekend this has been Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket Think I'll tell them where to stick it 'Cause I'm never coming back this way again Oh no, oh no

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, he's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump Is he inbred? Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, he's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump What's with that hair? Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... run... run like the wind now Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... stop! His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, he's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump But he's all right Is this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain dead? I think so Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that's all I have to say about that

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical, too We gonna make a couch potato out of you That's what we gonna do now Don't change the channel Don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers Stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry Forget about your job Just crank up the volume And yank off the knob We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink You better put away your homework Prime time ain't no time to think All you do is make yourself a TV dinner Press your face right up against the screen We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen If you know what I mean, now Don't change the channel Don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers Stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry Forget about your job Just crank up the volume And yank off the knob We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF You can watch us all day You can watch us all night You can watch us any time that you please You can sit around and stare at the picture tube 'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese Well, now Don't change the channel Don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers Stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry Forget about your job Just crank up the volume And yank off the knob We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (we got it all) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (we got it all) We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we got it) (We got it) we got (we got it) it all (we got it) on UHF (we got it all) We got it all on UHF (we got it all) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (on UHF) We got it all on UHF We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we got it) We got it all on UHF We got it all on UHF We got it all on UHF We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF

Happy Christmas. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special. Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance, But you still catch my eye. Tell me, baby, Do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year, It doesn't surprise me. Merry Christmas. I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I love you". I meant it. Now I know what a fool I've been, But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special. Oh, oh, baby. A crowded room. Friends with tired eyes. I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice. My god, I thought you were someone to rely on. Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on. A face on a lover with a fire in his heart. A man under cover, but you tore me apart. Now I've found a real love. You'll never fool me again. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special. A face on a lover with a fire in his heart. I gave you my heart. A man under cover, but you tore him apart. Maybe next year I'll give it to someone— I'll give it to someone special. Special. Someone. Someone. I'll give it to someone— I'll give it to someone special. Who give me something in return. I'll give it to someone— Hold my heart and watch it burn. I'll give it to someone— I'll give it to someone— I'll give it to someone special. I thought you were here to stay. How could you love me for a day. I thought you were someone special. Gave your my heart. I'll give it to someone— I'll give it to someone— Last Christmas I gave you my heart. You gave it away. I'll give it to someone— I'll give it to someone—

Love is a razor and I walked the line on that silver blade Slept in the dust with his daughter, Her eyes red with the slaughter of innocence But I will pray for her, I will call her name out loud I would bleed for her, if I could only see her now Living on a razor's edge, balancing on a ledge Living on a razor's edge, balancing on a ledge Balancing on a ledge, living on a razor's edge Balancing on a ledge, you know, you know The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on Circle of fire my baptism of joy at an end it seems The seventh lamb slain, the book of life opens before me And I will pray for you, someday I may return Don't you cry for me, beyond is where I learn Living on a razor's edge, balancing on a ledge Living on a razor's edge, you know, you know The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on Living on a razor's edge, balancing on a ledge Living on a razor's edge, you know The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on, yeah The evil that men do lives on and on The evil that men do lives on and on The evil, the evil that men do The evil, the evil, the evil that men do

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky I like them big, I like them chunky (Chunky) I like them big, I like them plumpy (Plumpy) I like them round, with something, something (Something) They like my sound, they think I'm funky (Funky) My name is Moto Moto, yeah, say it Say it, girl, Moto, Moto Say it again, Moto, Moto I'm nice and smooth, so nice and sassy (Sassy) None of the hippo's here Don't wanna get next to me I like them chunky Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy I like them hippos, that's in the wild (That's in the wild) I like their attitude, I like their style (I like their style) The way they walk, walk, the way they talk (The way they talk) I like the whatever appetite They eat a shark, shark And when the dog barks (Woof, woof) They eat them too I love every inch, oh, yes I do I like them chunky Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy Ain't nothing wrong with loving chunky (Chunky) I like them funny, I like them spunky (Spunky) I like them witty, I like them smart (With brains) Girl, I like your big (What you say?) Your big ol' heart, what? Girl, your're crazy, she drive me crazy (Crazy) I love my lady, she nice and shapely (Shapely) She nice and spacey, take so much space up Like a big ol' space ship, yeah so gracious It's all in the way she move It's all in the way she move It's all in the way, it's all in the way It's all in the way she move What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? What she do? Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy Ain't nothing wrong (Chunky) Ain't nothing wrong with lovin' chunky (Chunky) (Plumpy) And plumpy Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor She said "Come on baby I got a license for love And if it expires pray help from above" Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell- "more, more, more" More, more, more. She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed What set you free and brought you to me babe What set you free I need you here by me Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell- "more, more, more" He lives in his own heaven Collects it to go from the seven eleven Well he's out all night to collect a fare Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair. I walked the world with you, babe A thousand miles with you I dried your tears of pain, babe A million times for you I'd sell my soul for you babe For money to burn with you I'd give you all, and have none, babe Just to, just to, just to, to have you here by me Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more" More, more, more. Oh yeah little baby She want more More, more, more, more, more. Oh yeah little angel She want more More, more, more, more.

And that's how you make a perfect risotto Right, Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-ups' table I've got exactly two minutes and you should be grateful Cause I'm in the ******* weeds with all these shows to pitch I keep my ovens preheated and my pilots green-lit I'm a seasoned skillet, you're a PAM-sprayed pan I've got Michelin stars, you're like the Michelin Man I'm rolling in dough, like Beef Wellington from hollering And I'm ******** on you like I'm whack flows intolerant Oh, isn't that a wonderful thing? A grumpy little chef who thinks he can bring Enough stuff to justify getting rough With the butter-loving queen of the Bourguignon Boeuf I rock hard as concrete on top of these bomb beats Been chopping the pommes frites since you sucked on your mom's ***** I served America dutifully, and I sliced lard beautifully I reign supreme from shark repellent to charcuterie Go on and cross your arms in that B-boy stance When it comes to haute cuisine, there's one F-word: France Here's a nice amuse-bouche, take a poor abused youth Set a thirty-year timer Voila! Huge ******! You're a namby-pamby candy-*** pansy, Gordon Ramsay You couldn't rap your way out of a pastry bag, understand me? I laugh and create, you berate and destroy But fear, my dear boy, is less scrumptious than joy I'm glad that you got that off your giant, flabby chest I'd call you a Donkey but you look more like Shrek When the Iron Man chef busts a rhyme I'll open up on you like a fine red wine I'm a culinary innovator, you're no creator Regurgitating French plates like a glorified translator I'm fresh, you're past your expiration date Alright, **** it, blue team, drop the bouillabaisse (Yes, chef!) I've seen your little show and it sure ain't pretty One part Big Bird, two parts Miss Piggy You can't test me with your fatty recipes Call your book "Mastering the Art of Heart Disease" I mean, it's rubbish! (Yes, chef!) Look at page 408 Tell me, who the **** (Yes, chef!) wants to learn to cook calf brains? You call these rhymes raw? (no, chef!) They're stale and soft Now, here, take this jacket… Now give it back and **** off! Oh please, your defeat's guaranteed Concede, I've got this in the bag, Sous-Vide (ha!) Michelin indeed, you've done well for yourself But as a person, you couldn't get a star on Yelp I could freeze a steak with those frosted tips What's with that bitter taste in every word from your lips? You scream at women, but the fits that you're pitching Make you the ******** ***** in the kitchen I'll pat you on the head, melt you, and stick it to ya Anything's good with enough butter, booyah! Oh, I'm so glad you spent this time with me Now eat a ****, bon appetit...

Of all the scientific minds in history They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me? I'm a master, I discovered gravity! I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree You're no match for me, you got a Bach degree I got a unit of force named after me! You want a battle, guy? That's a crazy notion When I start flowing, I stay in motion First Law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect? Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift! I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science you explain to kids Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride What'd you do with the back half of your life? You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank And you sure didn't have no wife! Ooh! You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy! (Oh!) You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?) I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh! Stick to drinking that Mercury Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat! Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackiest You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes! Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction Except for when we both start rapping! I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in! And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half of your age to rebut The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?? Why don't you pick on a brain your own size? We got a bad*** over here, plus I got your back, Nye Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "I" As in I put the swag back in science While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business The universe is infinite, but this battle is finished

We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other we don't wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover? cause your princess is in our castle now yeah she's gone we stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong before us people only used fly in balloons you think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms you shoulda would coulda come to lose an extra life so just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe. Itsa me Mario and Luigi motha 00000 why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other look as this two their lives must have been horrible two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville you spent all your time in one machine? sheesh if you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf you should eat something anyway look at you so skinny! you might fly like a hawk but you fight like a kitty. We don't need to fight we're the fathers of flight representing North Carolina aiiiiight we'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller conquer every level of your 2D scroller you talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something we're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button. We're severing up an 8-bit fist made to order that'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters like POW how you like me now? spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser you'll get pummeled you'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel we've be dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song sorry Wright brothers this time you chose wrong.

As I sit in this smokey room The night about to end I pass my time with strangers But this bottle's my only friend Remember when we used to park On Butler Street out in the dark Remember when we lost the keys And you lost more than that in my backseat Remember how we used to talk About busting out, we'd break their hearts Together, forever Never say goodbye, never say goodbye You and me and my old friends Hoping it would never end Say goodbye, never say goodbye Holdin' on, we got to try Holdin' on to never say goodbye Remember days of skipping school Racing cars and being cool With a six pack and the radio We didn't need no place to go Remember at the prom that night You and me we had a fight But the band they played our favorite song And I held you in my arms so strong We danced so close We danced so slow And I swore I'd never let you go Together, forever Never say goodbye, never say goodbye You and me and my old friends Hoping it would never end Never say goodbye, never say goodbye Holdin' on, we got to try Holdin' on to never say goodbye I guess you'd say we used to talk About busting out We'd break their hearts Together, forever Never say goodbye, never say goodbye You and me and my old friends Hoping it would never end Say goodbye, never say goodbye Holdin' on, we got to try Holdin' on to never say goodbye, yeah, yeah