WEIRD AL YANKOVIC GUMP
SIRMIXALOT (#164)
2 Plays

1. WEIRD AL YANKOVIC GUMP (NIV)
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, he's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump Is he inbred? Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, he's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump What's with that hair? Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... run... run like the wind now Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... stop! His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, he's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump But he's all right Is this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain dead? I think so Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that's all I have to say about that

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