Our school lunch is from outer space, Endangering the human race. The meatballs bounce right off the floor. The fish cakes could break down a door. The bread was baked ten years ago. The burgers look like they will grow. The chicken has the chicken pox. The peas are frozen in the box. The spinach gives your legs gangrene. The fruit juice tastes like gasoline. The soup is salty as the sea. The franks explode like TNT. The salad bar – don’t dare to try it. The carrot cake once caused a riot. The deadly tuna casserole Can bore a hole right through the bowl. The fries could knock you off your chair. The corn could make you lose your hair. The way they cook here is a crime, But lunch is still my favorite time.