1. mono
(NIV)
Oh, how I love being owned by the most famous YouTuber! He loves to use me when we go on our Humancaching adventures. He keeps calling me “A Garmin GPS” even though my name is Signal. I am the luckiest GPS in the world! As he was using me to find the Humancache “Hullsome” I spotted my crazy psychotic EX Rover. “What in the world is he doing here?” I thought I made it clear that he needs to stay away from me. DaGeocachingBox pulled me away. As we approached ground zero, DaGeocachingBox set me down on the ground and I waiting for the perfect moment to try and sneak away. I slowly got up and tried not to make noise in the leaves. Just as I was about to run DaGeocachingBox grabbed me and held me into his chest. His body was warm and toasty. Just a little bit to warm for my comfort. I fought his grip and managed to break free. To make sure that he wont try and hug me again I shoved him down the mountain. I fell to my knees realizing my mistake. I can’t believe I just killed my favorite YouTuber. I took one look and Rover who was smiling behind the Oak tree and then I knew what I had to do next. I climbed to the top of the tree next to me looked down at the abyss and jumped. “I’ll see you soon DaGeocachingBox” Then the world went black.
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