Water to blood. Frog. Gnats. Flies. Livestock killed. Boils. Hail. Locust. Darkness. Death of first born.

And do you say they knew about the princess? Yeah, and I would have got him to spell if his friends didn’t show up and they, they pulled my tail, Evil Princess Viv. Oh, let me see it. There, now you can whine about something else. I need to know how my brother and his daughter and handling my curse. I’ve been hearing some disturbing rumors about a loophole. That people are starting to live happily ever after! I simply cannot tolerate people living happily ever after! It is nauseatingly cliché. I know, Evil Princess Viv. That scene when Cinderella’s wedding carriage passed by comes to mind. Oh, for once, I wish that evil triumph. That the show could end on the chords of doom instead of the notes of hope. I mean, is there anything more overdone than when the good guy always wins? The villains time is due, I’ll agree with that. And the ultimate stab in the back is knowing my brother and his kingdom, have any relief from my curse. I must put a stop to it! Now, if only I knew what was making her so happy – maybe it’s because she is swimming in the lake every day, free from the watchful eyes of the palace, and, from the looks of it, has a new boyfriend, too. What!? Of course, I’m just guessing. Who knows what it could be. No, I think you hit a square on the nose. Time for the fun to end, little princess! Can’t you just be happy that she still floats when she isn’t wet? No, they all have to be miserable, just like I was. The past years have been among the greatest of my life. Hearing all those lovely stories about the woes the princess put my brother and his people through, it was just too good! I did notice you were less cranky. First, I’ll take care of this lake. And then, when the time comes, the boyfriend. A witch’s work is never done!