Water to blood. Frog. Gnats. Flies. Livestock killed. Boils. Hail. Locust. Darkness. Death of first born.

Did you see the look on my brother’s face, already? Priceless! You’ve certainly done it this time, Evil Princess Viv. Those fools will never figure out how I did it. Never! That’s right… Say, how did you do it? Simpleton, I used the boa constrictor I got from the witches coven last year. I just used the underground passages beneath the lake and stuck the snake into the bottom. It’s been sucking up all the water, leaving my brother and his flighty daughter high and dry! Oh… High and dry, I get it! No one knows about those underground passages but me. So much for the princess’s “cure”! Evil, princess, Vivian, show me where the underground passages are? I promise not to tell! Please! I don’t think so. Come on, it’s me you’re talking to. Not a single soul will ever know about the passages, or how you’re draining the lake with a giant snake or how we’re hiding out in the old house across the lake. Oh, all right. Follow me.