The ultimate roast
Faith suks (#20)
15 Plays

1. Stupid (ESV)
Stupid a** look I hate to break it to you but ain’t nobody cares about your onlyf*ns, your parents got divorced call that clash of clans, you got the IQ of a K-pop twitter stan, you got two t*tt**s on you, pinhead Larry and dirty Dan, with yo dogd*nm courage, the cowardly dog diabolical discord mod, your notorious cause of toilet clogs, your dads name is Bernard so your like a tub of lard, your phone died so you started crying and buried it in the backyard, I don’t hear what you saying with yo ugly a**, b*tch you spoke and got arrested for pollution, your hairline is currently starting a revolution, at school you suffer from severe exclusion, and your father is no more than a f**king illusion, you built like Gru if he had no minions, you lack the required intuition to realize no one cares about your opinions, you thought the Harlem shake was a sacred s** position, you finger likin booger picken wet fart rippin’ urine spittin’ saliva drippin’ h*n*ti clickin’ day shippin’ bottle flippin’ expired chicken’ l make so much of of only fan, ok but how does your family look at you while you’re eating dinner on thanksgiving, girl stop playing look at clapped a** hairline, boy, your barber lined you up on a Minecraft crafting table, b*tch yo hair cut cost two copper ingots and a bag of glow stone dust. B*tch that forehead, rated E for enormous, stop playing with me girl actually now that I think of it I’ve actually seen you before, Y e a h I’ve seen you girl at the special Olympics losing a fencing match to hasbullah with a French fry, you godd*mn intellectual clout Chasing tampon, call an ambulance AYOOOO, cuz your grandmother got suplexed my a marsupial fruit fly in the WWE smack down that bitch just went away….. stop playing with me what is you saying bruh yo a** dumb as hell, b*tch you spent hours studying for the verify I’m not a robot discord captcha and still failed, you robotic brain genetically disadvantaged photosynthesizing spit bubbling pugnacious biological hazard, b*tch they put an end credits scene and your grandfather’s funeral of two tater tot’s twerking on a Buffalo, yo look at them nasty teeth you got, b*tch toothbrush got arrested for fraud, b*tch I don’t wanna hear it in fact you’re not even allowed to eat food in your house until you stand up and do the pledge of allegiance to the refrigerator, what is you saying boy yo a** built like a diabolical chewed on bionicle with a monocle, b*tch you build like a breakdancing brontosaurus with bronchitis, you uploaded a face reveal on YouTube and it got age-restricted, b*tch instead of brushing your teeth you sprayed cologne in your mouth, b*tch you notorious in your town for wiping your a** with a deodorant stick, what is you saying, eggs bacon grit sausage the cockroaches in your bedroom held you hostage, you asked your dad to play bedwars with you and he went upstairs and stole your bed, oh god, SHUT YO UGLY A** Up YOU WENT TO THE APPLE STORE AND ASKED THEM WHERE THE BANANAS WERE, oh boy, in fact you better go to Fortnite dance music lookin a** what is you saying with yo ugly a** boy

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